Why exactly ARE my panties in a bunch?

"I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day." --Brigitte Bardot

Welcome, panty bunchers!

For starters, let's be real here: My panties are technically always in a bunch. Such is the life of a thong. I can't stand granny panties, so the little coverage I do wear is indeed always bunched up my butt. I guess I'm just used to it by now.

Anyway, the glory of why my panties are in a bunch is that I get to be a Bitter Betty, and I'm supposed to be. Not that I'm always bitter... Sometimes my panties get bunched from getting excited about something and jumping up and down to celebrate one too many times (you try squirming around in a thong and see how that works for you).

I'll probably be airing out some dirty laundry. We'll see how it goes.