why my panties are in a bunch

I'm at CVS today getting a bottle of water and a few other essentially unessential essentials, and I notice this guy noticing me. He...

Dear people who don't drive small cars, Calmly take your hands of the horn and wipe that holy-shit-don't-back-into-me look off your ...

A laundromat haiku: Pit bull on the floor Seven damn quarters a load I see your panties Y'all, my washing machine broke this morning. I ...

In my opinion, anyway. People with those ridiculous fauxhawks should not be allowed to have drivers licenses. Honestly, they probably shoul...

They're in aisle 4 -- but if you were shopping at Winn-Dixie, you'd already know that. You'd also know what aisle the pork '...

This is a pop quiz, folks. Sorry I didn't warn you earlier, but I think most of us will be able to pass this test pretty easily (that is...